by Anonymous We met on tinder and exchanged texts for weeks before we met up for brunch. You didn't have much to say but seemed nice and we had been talking for a while. And we both agreed Portland is full of people who just want to get laid but neither of us wanted that. I've never been happier to have someone ghost me. BYEEEEE good luck ever getting laid wearing your f***ing shoes to bed. Also might be difficult since you are the definition of an asshole. [ Comment on this story ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ] … [Read more...] about Shoes in Bed
by Anonymous You've been asked to schedule when you're gonna use the building. I've asked you nicely. Other people have asked you. It's gone completely ignored and disrespected. Your response to me was, "I never know I'm coming until the minute I decide." Wow, you fly by the seat of your pants. Such bullshit. Let's admit you're a priviledge and entitled asshole. Youre a volunteer and a member so that's why but that's no excuse. Its the same thing every week. I'm so sick of seeing your face. Do you not understand that when you show up unannounced it affects the staff who have to function in the building where we rely on the CALENDAR of events? But you dont care. And you'll never change. For that I fuck with all the things you work on. I leave tissues on the desk you work at. I disorganize everything you just organized. What if someone is using the space ahead of you and already signed up for it? This might be the answer... just last week as i was doing my job and you showed up … [Read more...] about You’re An Idiot
by Anonymous Outside of OHSU 3303 SW Bond Ave. early afternoon on Tuesday I was waving to my Uber driver to show him where I was. When I turned you were looking right at me and gave me this huge, genuine, lovely, warm smile. It was so very welcome that day. You have no idea how much that smile meant to me. I'm a transwoman and know I don't always pass so I tend to expect, well, nothing like that smile, much the opposite in fact. Thank you so much for it! BTW, you were lovely in that belted jumpsuit. Like the epitome of Summer sunshine. [ Comment on this story ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ] … [Read more...] about Thank you for your warm smile.
by Anonymous Everyone knows microwaves. Food explodes and noone cleans it. Dishes too. Noone washes them or can even load them into the dishwasher. They sit on countertops or in the sink for days. Some of you folks desks has dirty utensils and dishes sitting there for days. Must be so busy working, huh? Or is it real chill to be so absent minded and carefree? Folks must walk right into mud puddles, branches, dirt, and leaves and clearly have no clue to wipe off shoes because theres a forest under your desk. How about all your coffee, tea and soda spills? Is the drink and food even going in your mouth, with all the crumbs too on your desk or under it? Oh yeah, all the Starbucks cups you buy everyday, sometimes multiple times a day kinda contradicts how you promote recycling and turning off lights, dont you think? Anyway, learn what recycling is because it is not paper towel or plastic cups. Food. Oh lord. Food in the office scene. Snacks too. Do you even work? The bathroom, especially … [Read more...] about Office Slobs
by Anonymous To all the Portland zombies walking the streets with a fucking stereo draped around your neck, consider this… There’s a 99.9% chance that, if you’re wandering the streets of Portland with lo-fi music blasting from your $8 speaker, YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!! How about you spend an extra couple bucks on a half-way decent set of headphones and keep that garbage to yourself? No one wants to hear your scream-o, death metal, or really shitty alternative crap. I mean no one!!! Were you not hugged enough as a child? Are you not getting the attention you feel you’re entitled to? Are you completely oblivious to your surroundings? Are you genetically inconsiderate? I suspect it’s a combo of most or all of those questions. If you insist on subjecting the general public to your goddamned squawk-box, how about playing some Radiohead or Pink Floyd? If not, please stick that cylindrical noise maker up your ass. Your shitty taste in music may be slightly … [Read more...] about Your Music Sucks